你可能看过的笑话一则(中英文对照)

翻译一篇大家可能听过或看过的笑话:

A man who absolutely hated his wife’s cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

有个男的特别讨厌他老婆的猫,因此有一天他决定扔掉它。他开车把它丢在了离家20个街区以外的一个公园里。

As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

在他快到家的时候,猫已经在沿着他家车道散步了。

The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing.

第二天,他决定把它弄到40个街区以外的地方再给扔掉。

As he was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat would always beat him home.

正当他把车开回自家车道时,猫又已经到那儿了!他一次再一次地把猫送到更远的地方,他这破猫总是能找到回家的路。

At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there.

最后,他决定先开出几里地,右转,然后左转,过了桥再右转、再右转,就这样直到到了一个他认为离家足够安全的距离之后,把猫丢在那儿。

Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?”.

过了几小时后,这个男的给家打电话问他老婆:“Jen,猫在家吗?”

“Yes,” the wife answers. “Why do you ask?”

“在啊,”他老婆说,“怎么了?”

Frustrated, the man answers: “Put that damn cat on the phone. I’m lost and I need directions!”

这个男的很沮丧地说:“让那倒霉的猫接电话。我迷路了,我需要它指路!”

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